Archery Practitioner

So, I signed up to go practice archery. But I didn't realize that I wouldn't be kicking a straw target's ass. Instead I was subjected to a long lecture about proper hip, shoulder, chest placement and then encouraged to center myself, become one with the target, etc. I was not even given a bow for the first hour of my experience. That's not counting the mandatory hour-long walkthrough of the Meiji shrine and Shinto purification rituals (four total).

So, I left, and went shopping in Shinjuku -- Apparently, more my speed. I'm not very centered, I guess.